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Post by 340402309 on Mar 22, 2013 2:31:07 GMT -5
Just a few tips from Chu to make life easier!
You know how society teaches you to wait for the red light to cross the street? If you do it when it's green, the cars will hit you and take you places faster. True story.
Always late to work and school? Move to a different time zone to give yourself extra hours.
Teeth kinda yellow from all that delicious coffee, tea, and soda pop? Replace your mouthwash with bleach.
...And maybe shorter...
DISCLAIMER: Yeah, you probably don't want to follow any of this advice, and if you do. PStC isn't responsible. O.o
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Post by ZXer0 on Mar 25, 2013 18:43:29 GMT -5
Always getting weird looks from people just drop ur pants and start pelvic thrusting, because thats what they want.
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Post by FallinN on Mar 26, 2013 21:43:23 GMT -5
Those stop signs you see are more of an option. In hurry? Just blow through them.
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Post by 340402309 on Mar 27, 2013 4:55:13 GMT -5
Before going to bed, put a piece of bread on your radiator. When you get up you will have toast!
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Post by FallinN on Mar 28, 2013 13:49:24 GMT -5
Miss fireworks? Throw some Tin foil in the microwave, set it to a decent time, press start, and watch the fourth of July in April!
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Post by ZXer0 on Mar 28, 2013 14:11:29 GMT -5
Are you freezing cold? just set yourself on fire and the cold will go away real fast.
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Post by 340402309 on Mar 28, 2013 17:12:15 GMT -5
If you wanna understand your enemy, walk a mile with his shoes. Then, if it is still your enemy, you are at least one mile away and your enemy without shoes. - Plateau
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Post by Sands on Mar 29, 2013 10:03:51 GMT -5
Women are like pokemon trainers! The first thing you should ask them is if they're a boy or a girl!
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Post by FallinN on Mar 29, 2013 13:32:37 GMT -5
Hung over after a night on the town? Take a few shots when you wake up and you will be ready for work in no time.
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Post by 340402309 on Mar 29, 2013 19:08:29 GMT -5
Date people with no common interests; the more interests you share the more likely it is you will argue over them!
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Post by FallinN on Mar 31, 2013 14:48:31 GMT -5
When stepping into an elevator make sure to face everyone with a smile. Dont turn to face the door, no matter what faces you are getting. They are just glad to see someone so friendly.
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Post by ZeroSuperHero on Mar 31, 2013 15:55:11 GMT -5
Only stop at stop signs that have white boarders around them.
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Post by FallinN on Apr 1, 2013 14:01:01 GMT -5
If you smell gas around your house, but are unsure where the leak is, light a match! It will lead you too the leak so you can plug it.
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Post by 340402309 on Apr 3, 2013 16:08:29 GMT -5
If you accidentally cut yourself, Pour salt on it. It heals faster then a Band-Aid!
I feel I should edit the first post with a disclaimer... lol
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Post by FallinN on Apr 4, 2013 14:51:26 GMT -5
You have something important to get to but your late? Hit the pedal to the floor, scream and dont brake. The other cars will move out of your way, possibly follow you since your awesome.
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