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Post by 340402309 on Apr 7, 2013 1:12:25 GMT -5
Save money on belts by becoming fat!
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Post by ZeroSuperHero on Apr 9, 2013 1:25:17 GMT -5
Floor is lava? Better fall off the couch.
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FallinN
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Post by FallinN on Apr 9, 2013 17:28:52 GMT -5
when using a ladder makes sure to stand on the last step at the top. It gives you much for of a reach! Oh.. the dont stand warning label on it? That was put on by mistake! Just like Flammable label on Gas.
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Post by 340402309 on Apr 16, 2013 22:24:06 GMT -5
Think you can smell a gas leak? Light a match just to be sure!
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Post by ZXer0 on Apr 16, 2013 22:32:23 GMT -5
Think your friend or random persons a robot,Stab them if they bleed oil their a robot if not that answers ur ?
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Post by 340402309 on Apr 17, 2013 1:12:49 GMT -5
On a first date, throw out the n-word as a litmus test.
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Post by TheGreenRanger on Apr 20, 2013 12:03:29 GMT -5
Listen to the mainstream media. They have your best interests in mind
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Post by 340402309 on Apr 24, 2013 23:59:24 GMT -5
Listen to the mainstream media. They have your best interests in mind While true, it almost sounds like a conspiracy theory. Applying for a job? On the application, state that you are a disabled African-American transgendered lesbian Vietnam vet. By law they will be required to hire you. When you show up for work and they see you are a white male, they will be pleasantly surprised and glad to have you on the team!
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